The Real meI feel that here in the internet I am someone different than in the real world
I talk with people openly like if I had known them from my whole life
I feel free, I feel... Wizard Phoenix, someone special, not just another automaton walking off the street
In the real world I barely say more than "Hello... er... BYE!" but here in the internet I can say far more !
Just wanted to tell you, you people are more important to me than 99 % of the people out there XD
I think my only true friends are people here in deviantart
Silly jokes #1I feel inspired by the joyful Dionysus and the laughing Thalia so... SILLY JOKES TIME!
What did the chimera cross the road?
to eat that delicious chicken!!
How did Perseus defeat Medusa?
Perseus (without looking): You have food stuck on your teeth
Medusa: WHAT?? Oh noes, a mirror! A mirror please!
*Perseus handles a mirror*
Medusa: THANK YOU!
*Medusa looks into mirror and turns herself into rock*
Pythia Priestess: Oh Great Apollo, Lord of the Fire of the Oracles, tell us, will we have rain?
Apollo: There is 75 % chance of raining for Athena and the Ithaca, now... if we see the expanded map we can see the cold front moving through Crete, and I would say you will have a very stormy weekend folks. Now there is a severe thunderstorm watch in effect for Epirus...
Athenian: Hey, wanna go to beach
Spartan: HOW YOU DARE??? IT MEANS WAR!
Athenian: Hey, cool dude, I am just inviting you over to a party at the beach later
Spartan: Will... there be... War? :3
Athenian: No, dude, just me and our fr